Weekly Cartel Update - A Dr. Dandycube Perspective
The Cartel : A Story of Numbers, Honey and Wings
According to Pythagoras, the number 1 represents unity and all that is good; the number 2 represents all that is evil; the number 3 represents the sum of one and two, good and evil, and is therefore mankind; the number four is the cartel, four times goodness, four super heroes, four quantum numbers. As you well remember, the position of an electron around an atom in three dimensional space is defined by 4 very unique quantum numbers. And no two electrons can have the same 4 quantum numbers or they will occupy the same space and...well, you can only imagine the consequences. 
Alas (I love this word...it makes me sound so very pretentious), alas, the 4 members of the cartel can also not seem to occupy the same space at the same time....it seems destiny, and yet I think there must be something of the survival of mankind at stake. Does the President of the United States, the Vice President and all their staff travel in AirForce One at the same time? No! Never at the same time! There is a reason for this. Alas, one member of the cartel seems destined to be absent each week. While graced with the presence of the ever angelic LED we were absent the darling Darlene.
But as always, we were cared for and nurtured by the fabulously beautiful Wild Wing staff....should I go so far as to say that each has a face like a fresh blush rose, hair like fine silk and a smile that is an imprisoned wandering sunbeam; each is a goddess more fairy-like than Titania,
more beautiful than Venus,
more enchanting than Parthenope....dear sweet innocent souls! 
(note that this is not an apology for last week's remarks, just a Ying for the Yang). Only at Wild Wings can one sink into the ethereal blissfulness that encompasses the well-dined. I always feel sentimental, myself, after dinner. It is the only time that I can fully appreciate the offerings of Hollywood...though never so sentimental as to appreciate a certain movie about mountains and cowpokes.
According to Pythagoras, the number 1 represents unity and all that is good; the number 2 represents all that is evil; the number 3 represents the sum of one and two, good and evil, and is therefore mankind; the number four is the cartel, four times goodness, four super heroes, four quantum numbers. As you well remember, the position of an electron around an atom in three dimensional space is defined by 4 very unique quantum numbers. And no two electrons can have the same 4 quantum numbers or they will occupy the same space and...well, you can only imagine the consequences. 
Alas (I love this word...it makes me sound so very pretentious), alas, the 4 members of the cartel can also not seem to occupy the same space at the same time....it seems destiny, and yet I think there must be something of the survival of mankind at stake. Does the President of the United States, the Vice President and all their staff travel in AirForce One at the same time? No! Never at the same time! There is a reason for this. Alas, one member of the cartel seems destined to be absent each week. While graced with the presence of the ever angelic LED we were absent the darling Darlene.But as always, we were cared for and nurtured by the fabulously beautiful Wild Wing staff....should I go so far as to say that each has a face like a fresh blush rose, hair like fine silk and a smile that is an imprisoned wandering sunbeam; each is a goddess more fairy-like than Titania,
more beautiful than Venus,
more enchanting than Parthenope....dear sweet innocent souls! 
(note that this is not an apology for last week's remarks, just a Ying for the Yang). Only at Wild Wings can one sink into the ethereal blissfulness that encompasses the well-dined. I always feel sentimental, myself, after dinner. It is the only time that I can fully appreciate the offerings of Hollywood...though never so sentimental as to appreciate a certain movie about mountains and cowpokes.
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